But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. Lee Trevino
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years. John Burroughs