Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.