As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. Julian Barnes
Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things are explained to you, life where things aren't. Julian Barnes
Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist. Bob Uecker
Once my doctor began treating my kidney disease, my greatest challenge was the constant exhaustion. Fortunately, my doctor explained that anemia was causing my exhaustion and that people with serious illnesses, like kidney disease, may be at increased risk for anemia. Alonzo Mourning