Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
It gets late early out there.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
It ain't over till it's over.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.