The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places Mark Twain
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. Mark Twain