If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain