Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain