I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play. Shaquille ONeal
I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata. Shaquille ONeal
We're just going to come out and play. We know that we're supposed to win all the games, but if we don't, we just have to take the next game and focus on what we did wrong in the game before and just try to do better at the next game.Shaquille ONeal
I'm very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don't get to the philosophical side. Shaquille ONeal
Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. Shaquille ONeal
When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man. Shaquille ONeal
That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore. Shaquille ONeal
The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad. Shaquille ONeal
I'm very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my family's long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship. Shaquille ONeal
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade. Shaquille ONeal
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this. Shaquille ONeal
Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five. Shaquille ONeal
I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Shaquille ONeal
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. Shaquille ONeal