Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain