Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. Mark Twain
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Mark Twain
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. Mark Twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Mark Twain
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. Mark Twain