They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? Casey Stengel
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain. Casey Stengel
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain Casey Stengel
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. Casey Stengel
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel