Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. Earl Wilson
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. Earl Wilson
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. Earl Wilson