Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. Mark Twain
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain